Tuesday, 30 October 2007
erm DUH
Chuffed to bits
Tuesday, 23 October 2007
I am alive although i feel half dead
Well am still alive although i feel like only just...Last monday (not yesterday) i woke up feeling like death warmed up...I had gone to bed feeling fine and woke up with the flu...Proper flu not pretend man flu LOL...Although i may have appeared online most of the time i had away up and wasn't actually at the computer...When i was i was sat here doing not a lot trying to stay awake...Great oct hols we've had NOT...We were supposed to visit mum on sat for her birthday...Had to call off as i wasn't fit and certainly didn't want her getting it...Luckily the boys haven't caught it off me...Just as well as G hasn't had his flu jab yet...Yesterday and today we were supposed to be in Edingburgh visiting K...Had to call off that one sunday as i was still far from fit to drive...Today i have managed to actually walk to our wee coop which is just down the road without too much huffing and puffing...So we're now visiting K over this weekend coming...Have to fit in visiting mum as well...And G has a sleepover and i have no idea what they're doing with their club and on what day ARGHHHH...I've still noit heard anything from the hospital about an appointment which is really narking me off big time...Anyways normal service will be resumed as soon as possible...Hope everyone else is well out there
Toodle pip tc xx
Friday, 12 October 2007
Joke <g>
I found these rather amusing but the males who read this may not <g>
A biker was riding along a california beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head, and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "because you have tried your best to be faithful to me in all ways, i will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "build a bridge to Hawaii so i can ride over anytime i want."
The Lord said, "your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources, i can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honour and glorify me."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, " Lord, i wish that i could understand my wife. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong, and how i can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, " You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.
"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelette.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..
TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN
Sunday, 7 October 2007
whoops
Eeeks am really sorry i didn't mean to be so long in posting again...And this is just a quickie as i have to rush to Asda to do weekly shop before the rugby comes on...Mum got out of hospital the wed after she was taken in...We did rush up to see her on the sunday evening...The journey was horrendous with roadworks and sunday drivers dawdling along at 35 mph...A journey that should have taken about 75 mins took almost 2 hours :o( We also went to visit K on the monday and it was almost as bad a journey...But both were worth it to see mum and to see K :o) Mum got sent home to my younger sisters and then went home to her own place last sunday...Older sis got back from hols on the tues so found out then about mum being in hossie...To be honest mum looked awful :o( Am hoping after her birthday in a couple of weeks she stops not caring or wanting to do anything and perks back up again...Her own mum died when she was 75 and mum is that age now...Mum always dreaded being the same age as her mum was when she died...Am no psychologist but i swear that has affected mum to the point where she just couldn't care less about life anymore...In a couple of weeks she'll be 76 so over that dreaded number...Can but hope eh
M is thoroughly enjoying his one day a week at the local college...It's an SEN link course and next year he will go there on the full time SEN course...But boy is it making me feel my age as he's all grown up...G went to the open day at one of the local universities on wed and was well impressed with the engineering dept...He'd also been along to the offshore europe exhibition a few weeks back with his tech studies class...After speaking to several of the companies who had stands there he is now undecided on if he wants to do mechanical or electrical engineering...More on that later though...He's being a classroom assistant again this year...It's same class as he helped out with last year and his wee 1st years who are now more grown up 2nd years are chuffed to see him back with them :o) K is back at uni this week and also has a birthday this month...As she needs new glasses then i said i'd buy them for her for her birthday :o)
Promise i will write more later tonite or tomorrow i MUST go stock the fridge and larder before the rugby comes on :o)
Toodle pip tc xx